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    This bloke in the pub said to me
    "F*ck me, that was a rough old bitch you were with last night . . . . not a patch on the women that I normally see you with. What on Earth ever possessed you to take her out ?"
    "I had to" I replied "it was our wedding anniversary."
     
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    Police officers have seized an uninsured ice-cream van after it was involved in a collision.

    The driver of the car that was hit sustained whippy lash.
     
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    I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night, and the bloke on the triangle disappeared.
     
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    The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week.

    There be some pretty big chouxs to fill when he goes....
     
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    I first met my girlfriend on a village green!

    There were marquees, food stalls, tug of war and a tombola

    Fete brought us together...
     
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    My mother in law is a big woman, she got run over last week.

    The driver said he had enough room to get round her.

    But he didn't have enough petrol....
     
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