The Knobhead Test

There's a Jane Curtin film about them.

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that brings back some memories!

 

Actually the irony is you trying to sound smart while completely failing to see i was intentionally being a nobhead.

 

You might have a point i didn't think you could be that much of a bellend by accident

 

Liked that film. Dan Aykroyd was always good for a laugh.

 

Unlike pythagoras.

 

you might want to stop doing it all the time then

 

I gave myself a 2... but now probably look like a knobhead who thinks he's awesome, when in reality, I'm the most modest person I know.

 

1). I believe that I annoy fellow members 1
2). I am frequently told that I annoy fellow members 0
3). I leave more negative rep than positive rep 0
4). I intentionally use WUM comments to wind up fellow members 0
5). I allow my bias with my team to influence my opinions and comments towards supporters of other teams 0
6). If an argument arises, I refuse to back down 0 never really been in one
7). I have used the forum whilst drunk 1
8). I have broken forum rules 0
9). I have received a ban or warning from moderators 0
10). I am told that I make too many threads 0
11). I have referred to myself in the third person 0
12). People appear to disagree with me more than agree 0
13). I feel more unwelcome than welcome on the forum 0
14). I have had threads or posts deleted by a moderator 0
15). I have bragged about any element of my personal life by mentioning it on more than one occasion 0
16). Many people find my jokes un-amusing 1
17). I admit that I purposely act like a dickhead at times 0
18). I occasionally enjoy participating in the bullying of fellow members 1

4

 

That doesnt make sense, if you actually analyse it.

So your comback is you failed to see i was intentionally being a nobhead...because im always intentionally being a nobhead.

Why would you fail to see that if im always doing it?

Surely it would be very obvious to you.

<insert smug smiley>

 

how can being drunk on the forum constitute as a 1. not everyone who is drunk while on the forum is a knobhead

 

Broken gramaphone record?

 

I thought that, I'm often pissed on here but don't think I really act any different.

 

Just so you know...(note the silent K already), knobhead has a silent K! That's a kicking K.

 

actually i was just saying you're a knobhead all the time, way to overanalyze it.

 

Of course not. That's why it's only one point. It doesn't automatically make you a knobhead.

The system scores to determine whether you're a knobhead is based on a number of traits - including being annoying, being irritating, being a ****, being a rebellious arsehole and generally being uncool. Coming on an internet forum whilst drunk is considered uncool, and is therefore deserving of one point. We've all done it at least once, but a point is a point.

 

We've all done it at least once, but a point is a point.
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You speak for yourself Chappaz, I'm a good boy I am.

 

You my friend take being a bellend to a new level

 

"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates