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The Jewell Excuse Thread

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by wellyblue, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    Should probably be made a sticky...


    So what's the excuse going to be tonight??

    Poor defending? A young side? Pretty tippy tappy football ultimately going nowhere?



    Get your votes in before the clown gives it away on TWTD, what will be the next in line from "The Paul Jewell Book of (Mis)Management Excuses" co-written by itfcptc...

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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Welly we should be looking beyond this result mate! <ok>
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    "We played some good stuff tonight and if we could've scored and kept the ball out of our goal we would've got a result"
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    "We're not getting carried away by this result tonight"
     
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  5. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Excellent reply mate, genuinely made me laugh!

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  6. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    "We're not taking our chances"
     
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  7. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Apparently at 1-0 down we have "a mountain to climb"
    Really, you don't have much confidence of us scoring then do you.
     
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  8. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    "We are trying to improve the squad but its proving difficult"

    "we're just a goal away from being successful"

    You couldn't make this crap up!
     
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  9. Roystonblue

    Roystonblue Well-Known Member

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    The other team didn't let us score & then had the cheek to score 2 themselves
    I'm taking my ball & going home
     
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  10. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    Jewell does, most weeks! <ok>
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I feel sorry for the poor ****ers who shelled out £33 to watch that garbage!
     
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  12. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Trouble is he doesn't make it up, he truly believes it.........scary
     
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  13. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst Staff Member

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    Rep deserved and given for that JWM <ok> <cheers>
     
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  14. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I reckon it will be less than 15000 for Saturday... That will hit the faceless one where it hurts! <ok>
     
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  15. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    No it won't. It will just add to the debt we owe him.
     
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  16. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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  17. canarie-chippy

    canarie-chippy Well-Known Member

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    Seems like we're all in the same boat ?
     
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  18. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Tommy Smith has scored more goals so far than Chopra.. Just a pity that they were for the opposition!
     
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  19. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Classic from Jewell after last night (this is true)

    Jewell "Goals changes games"


    and the award for stating the bloody obvious goes too............................................
     
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  20. tractor bhoy

    tractor bhoy Well-Known Member

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    The sad thing is i dont think many of them are excuses. I think he points out the truth and Im not sure if its makes it better or worse.
    Goals change games - how many sitters have we missed this season- its a cliche but not an excuse
    played decent football - another truth - doesnt mean we get any points but also not an excuse (unless he used it last night aswell)
    Stupid moments costing us - again true both last night and on Saturday

    Im not defending Jewell, its his job to improve on most of these things in training but I do sometimes wonder what you expect him to say.
     
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