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The horse puncher....

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  1. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    ....has been to court and has been given a four-months suspended prison sentence, with 250 hours of unpaid work. He was also given a four-year football banning order.

    His reasons for punching the police horse was 'apparently' due to previously being trampled on by a horse and that made him fear the same thing would happen when the police horse appeared next to him.

    The story: The offender had gone out with two friends and had drunk two pints of lager before heading to the game. They saw the escort for Mansfield Town and they started shouting football songs. He picked up the cone as if to sing through it. The police asked him to put it down and he did so immediately. A police horse appeared next to him and due to his previous experience of being trampled on by a horse, he was fearful that it was going to happen again. So he lashed out punching the horse. The officer on the horse followed him to the turnstiles at 2:45pm and it was then he was arrested.

    http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Ashame...police-horse/story-24582963-detail/story.html
     
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  2. Gasheadseamge79

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    ****ing knuckle dragger should be banned for life
     
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  3. MassiveAttack

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    2 pints and he picked up a cone as if to sing through it, personally I'd need 7 pints of black rat to sing karaoke
     
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  4. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    2 pints is a bit lightweight! im surprised though that the court was so lenient.
     
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  5. Bluebaldee

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    I'd need 10 pints to listen to you ;)
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    I've been booted of my motorbike by a horse, into a busy road. so that's where I'm going wrong I should kick the next one I see.

    And yes before anyone ask it does ****ing hurt
     
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  7. gas

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    I was once riding my horse when a motorbike came too close. My nag kicked the rider off his machine into a busy road. He cried like a baby.
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

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    10 pints you'd either be asleep or singing to the toilet!
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    Yes it was a ugly old bint who was riding it at the time, as I was laying bleeding on the road that stupid cow said I came to close to her horse.
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <laugh> comment of the day that was!
     
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