So, after the european unions new tax and budget pact to deal with the financial crisis has finally been agreed, it looks like the germans are finally running europe. Third time lucky, eh ?
Must be time for another conspiracy theory, did we actually win the war or just agree to hand Europe over 66 years later anyway?
Hitler agreed to lose the war in return for being frozen until the time was right for his return and being freed from bird brain Eva Braun (it's bad enough being Fuhrer of a country and an all conquering warlord without being nagged every day for 6 years)
Another good reason to get out - although you know Cam is just going to bottle it, so where will Europe make up our contribution if he don't, certainly not off the Irish, Greeks or Italians. A Woman Chancellor has achieved where Hitler failed.
I'd have the Germans over the British anyway, at least they actually build **** and get into work on time.
Mick - So why didn't you build a German version of not606, are you saying you are exploiting the British mentality?
and havent you noticed when go on holiday all the germans nick the deckchairs near the swimming pool i know someone who put union jack towels on them wernt to happy when all the germans arived next morning ................
my jewish granny has already boarded up and wallpapered over the alcove in her bed room just incase she needs somewhere to hide.
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
