Jock and his wife were taking a stroll one night when they walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" Jock's wife asked. "Incredible!" Being in a generous mood, Jock decides to treat her. please log in to view this image So they walk past the restaurant again!
Go on then tell me, have you hooked me again? Here's how I measure Wummery. When posters go into a frenzy of abuse and anger, when they argue the toss over a point made on a thread which was less than serious in intent. When they continue to debate the point over pages and pages, all the while being taunted and teased by the OPer, ignorant of the fact that that they are being roped into an unwinnable argument. Being ignored or basically told to "**** off" is not wummery and never has been. You have never to my knowledge "Wummed" me, nor have you any hope of so doing anytime in the near or distant future. In summary, you will have to "up your game" to have an earthly chance of landing anyone apart from a drooling moron. In all honesty I don't know why i'm even bothering to explain this to you,(Again) because doubtless this information will go in one of your cloth ears and out the other and you will give yourself a metaphorical pat on the back for being such a hilarious iconoclast.
the ****** has inadvertently hooked you there dev. i also measure wummery by forcing another to waste their time with a long winded reply to an irrelevant post.
I'm not Scottish so I don't think I count as a real bite. I'm an old boot that's become snagged on the line.
ffs Gambol, now that you've posted a reply that means he's landed you as well, his keep net will doubtless be bulging