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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Dec 15, 2014.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    19 very very lucky sides in the premier league.

    Not sure what else United could do to help you all out.

    43 seperate injuries
    Not fielded the same defence two games in a row
    Give the opposition 10+ chances
    Play Fellaini in games
    Don't play Falcao
    Play more kids than some clubs have developed in their history (ok, you need to have a history but you get what I mean)
    Refs desperate to give everything against us (should have paid off the linesman...)
    Manager new to the league
    Bought half a new team (then beat you with Moyes' team)
    Have 5 shots in 1.5 games. (score 4, sorry)
    Took just 13 points from 10 games


    And we still win 6 in a row. How **** are your clubs then? Even the best the league apparently has to offer scraped past us and that took ten men.

    You're very lucky we've been trying our best to help you guys out. <ok>
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Whats allerdyce in his Halloween costume got to do with anything?
     
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  4. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    Not arrogant at all UIR.
     
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  5. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Not at all. :D
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Brenda is a better manager <ok>
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Yep. Add that the list.

    We've really tried to help everyone out. Ungrateful sods!
     
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  8. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    No. Just a prick
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    We must be twins then.

    I'm the smarter, better looking and funnier one.

    You're the one locked in the attic <ok>
     
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  10. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    In your dreams MetthinRed
     
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  11. Actually, UnitedRed, I am quite warming to you.

    You wum with a twinkle in your eye, and with good-humour in your veins.

    I like the cut of your jib, son.
     
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  12. He should count himself lucky, UIR. At least he's not naked, w**king, alone, in the closet under his parents' stairs.
    <whistle>
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    A pair of pricks in a pear tree :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  14. If this doesn't tell UIR something then nothing will <laugh>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    :biggrin:.
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Second degree ****s all of you.

    Except bullet. Hes just misunderstood.
     
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  17. bulletinthehead

    bulletinthehead Active Member

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    Thanks man
     
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  18. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    This made me chuckle <laugh>
     
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  19. Hey! How did you know that PESKIE's mum bought him a Spiderman onsie, last Christmas?
     
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