I cannot allow you all to get away and not at least suffer a little bit as well. I have been subjected to more than my fair share of yucky cracker and advent calender jokes this Christmas. But because I'm such a good fellow....I'll only tell you a few that did bring a slight smile to my face. 1.....How do witches tell the time ?..........With a witch watch. 2.....What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock ?..........An alarm cluck. 3.....What do you call just married spiders ?..........Newly-webs. 4.....What song did Cinderella sing as she waited four months for her photos to come back from the chemist ?..........'Some day my prints will come' 5.....and one for..... Away in BC...........What do you call a polar bear (or a brown bear) wearing ear muffs ?..........Anything you want,He can't hear you..............
