Have you sinned?? Are you a sinner? Have you got anything you need to get off your chest? Tell us your embarrassing stories things you're not proud of things you are proud of... ideally dirty if not criminal is ok also.
I once had a **** in a car park, used a dock leaf picked it up and stuffed it under a lad i didnt likes MkII escort door handle. I got an 18 year old horribly drunk had sex with her and she vomitted on me halfway through. . I still carried on til i was finished. . I was 21 at the time... I also did this again when I was 29.. though thankfully she didnt vomit on me.
i was late in my first day as a professor teaching Architecture in a University, so was rushing and end up falling from the staircase landing to the floor in front of all my students who were just waiting for me outside the class door.. i cared less tbh but there was too many smiley faces around when i introduced myself still better than what Ted did please log in to view this image
Did my first wifes best mate 1 week after getting married. Lost my gun for 10 hours while I was in the RAF, I'd left it on my bed in my room was ****ting myself and hoping nobody noticed.
When I was at college I dated three birds at the same time. They were all friends two knew I was seeing the one bird.. And I had sex with them each one individually over the course of a day. One of my proudest moments . A true achievement.
Got similar but mine was 3 in 24 hours. Two were one night pulls. Sat in car in traffic so full story will have to wait, as will another gem.
I've been a good lad most of my life. One thing I'm not particularly proud of was how I treated an ex from Uni days. We'd been going out for 2 years and she graduated when I still had a year left. Apart from a few dalliances at the start I was faithful for the best part of two years but that summer I decided to share my love around so it was pretty obvious that our relationship had run its natural course. I probably should have let her know that it was over before she committed to a 2 year law conversion course in the same city I was finishing university in. So term starts, we have our first row and I tell her it's kaput. She soon finds out that I'm knocking about with various girls she knows, I'm told she's utterly devastated and agree to meet her to chat things through. I spend all day on the beer, then meet her and we go to some pub and watch the boxing, I proceed to get even more hammered and we go back to my place and shag all night. She bounces out of my house thinking we're back together and I have to later explain that it was just a shag. By all accounts she was in a bad way for some time. I felt like a **** (so I went and got some). Seriously, I wasn't proud. It was like I'd asked her to stand in the road so I could run her over and then reversed to have another go. Not long after that I was seeing another girl. I was under the impression it was a casual relationship which apparently was not the impression she was under. She was therefore quite pissed off when a group of us went clubbing and I picked up some girl, had a fumble in the club and took her home, all in full view of the girl I was "seeing".
One of my ex's was one of those birds that think its romantic to have baths together. I reluctantly agreed and squeezed myself in at one end, knowing I have a tendency to piss when in a bath. She decided to lie between my legs at the same end as me.. So I took great pleasure on numerous occasions of pissing up her back without her knowledge while surrounded by burning scented candles.
I actualy have a french lecturer at my University and litterally no one has a ****ing clue what she is saying, luckily they post the lecturer online. No point in asking for help understanding something if you need it though.
hhh funny and mean ... but you were bathing in your own pi$$ though !! hhh and how you can be sure she was not doing the same?
Maybe later -only you can see the video though. I did however once have a **** in the back of a black cab. Good times
