Eh!! Ah yes of course, the saviour of Stoke, the crimefighter against attractive football: The Capped Crusader and Rory, the boy wonder
Of course he will - dina dina dina etc Meanwhile atop the umbrella factory at the Brit, the Penguin and his fine feathered finks (aka Stoke City) are planning a dastardly raid on ..................Zap, Kapow, Boing (it's a baggie fan)