Trust me - they're all clean. Coming from Glasgow, she should know oxters and possibly moo - but maybe not dookers, it being a Doric term.
Morning all. I have been considering ma dookers, ma oxters and ma moo. I have no idea what they are but I suspect they are not quite as good as they used to be
Well, your oxters and your moo are probably the same as they always have been, although possibly hairier than when you were young. Your dookers do tend to change the older you get though - and not always for the better...
So dookers are swimming shorts and oxters are armpits, I can only assume that a moo is a lady garden?
Good morning, Dave; good morning, everyone. Mrs Andy sleeping. Eldest pissing himself laughing in his sleep. Youngest, nocturnally known as Darth Vader, breathes with such noise that furniture moves about in the night. And I'm awake. Weather report? Dark. Not raining - at least I can't hear any. Then again, Darth's noise would cover a Concorde landing in the garden. Have a good day, everyone. Good to hear of your collective exploits on here* btw. Keep up the good work, ofh. Didn't get a moment to ask her yesterday, BB. *Had to edit typo of 'her' to intended 'here' for fear of causing mass confusion.
Youngest isn't suffering from sleep apnoea ? Usually accompanies heavy snoring. I suffered most of my life until diagnosed about four years ago. All manner of medical problems eased after that: gums stopped bleeding; blood pressure reduced; stopped nodding off after main meals; stopped nodding off at my work desk; generally felt better.
Morning all, just a quick note before what I hope will be my last morning perched up a ladder with a paint roller, at least for the time being. Yesterday afternoon a large van appeared outside the house and man inside having moved half of it's contents, proceeded to install our road sign. Last January we had a letter from La Poste to tell us that we would shortly have a new address, and what it would be. A month later a second letter appeared to say that the first letter was incorrect, and our address should be as shown. Three months ago we were asked to collect our house numbers that we are to install. Until yesterday there seemed little point in putting it up as there was no street names to be seen. So we now live in a hamlet with 18 houses and 3 named roads. One road has two houses in it, numbers 1 and 4. I often wondered just how bright our Mayor is. I still wonder.
Evening all. It shows how tired I am when I read "The Ambiance Hour" in the Vintage TV listings as "The Ambulance Hour"!
Good morning all from somewhere along a somewhat misty M4.... ah yes, Swindon. and continuing West! Mrs HF is driving.
