Anywhere interesting? Got multiple roads closed round here due to an Iron Man event. So, **** all this morning, then golf with my lad this afternoon when the roads open. Pork dinner this evening.
Big fire at The Albion hotel here which apparently was quite famous once. Right by the pier. Still going and it started yesterday afternoon.
Live with the missus and a flatmate who is the most useless Scouse **** imaginable. 34-year-old first year student who moved to Brighton on a whim to study some **** course after he broke up with his wife. Breaks ****, smokes weed all day, barely washes, eats awful food that stinks the kitchen out, thinks he’s Frankie Boyle. We’ve told him he’s out when the lease renews in September and he’s since become even more useless and gone from doing 1% of the cleaning and communal bits to 0%. He’s ****ed off for a night shift last night where he’s been thick enough to cook burgers on a flat tray so the fat has gone to the bottom of the oven and stunk the place out. He left for the night while we weren’t there with a ground floor window facing the street open. He denies the oven is ****ed because of him. We’re now at war and I commandeered the toilet paper a week ago and he’s somehow avoided doing a **** here in that time. Also my old flatmate has started paying me back.
There’s quite a lot more. Worried I might kill the **** but also don’t think anyone would report him missing for weeks and I’d have time to get to Brazil.
He’s here until September unless he fails to pay his rent which is a possibility. I’d gladly get rid and cover his rent until then but legally can’t though he’s too thick to know that as when the last flatmate broke the lease legally he complained no one had read the contract to him, a man of 34.
