Off Topic The Burly Arms

My chat is great but my sex is inconsistent bordering on poor so I should probably just talk to birds forever instead anyway.

 

Did you go into a rage, break some furniture, slam door as your left whilst shouting expletives?

 

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Then did a line in front of her and smashed her boyfriend’s jaw in.

 

Sounds legit

 

Started off as Bantz this but I’m quickly concluding and concerned that Windy had adult finger up his bum when he was a child

 

He's not one of mine is all I'm sayin, must have up Norf blood

 

Just been reading back. Morning.

 

I wish it was just a finger.

It was a whole pack of Cadbury Fingers and some digestives.

 

Speaking of *****ing.

not heard much from the Pope recently. Hope he’s ok.

 

Just read back.

anybody else thinking this is all leading up to windy coming out ?

 

I certainly do.

 

A very good morning to everyone except Gerry Adams x

Have a blessed blue Monday you big blue ****s x

 

Good morning all! Only a 4 day week this for me. Celebrating my 34th year of being alive this week along with a 7 hour tattoo session. What a time to breathe in Britain’s fine air

 

I’m getting Charlie Austin’s face on my face

 

Morning.

 

Working today

had a flashback over the weekend

some fat bastard I work with got involved in my conversation with another colleague…it was an unfair contribution and he wasn’t required.

That pissed me off on random occasions last few days therefore I think I’m going to start some beef at work this week

 

Morning

 

Good morning you ****ing stallion you

 

Morning.

**** Monday's.