Off Topic The Burly Arms

I’ve been searching for my Def leppard t shirt for a week. One of the few tees that has t been shrunk by the mrs putting it in the tumble dryer

 

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Stan going full Fosse this morning

 

Were you a bit of a porker when you bought the shirt?

 

Do you listen to bangra music? If that’s what it’s called? I went for a beard trim at an Asian barbers and the stuff they were listening to was great. No idea what it was. I was just expecting them to do a dance while sweeping up hair.

 

What day of lockdown are we on? I thought I’d easily make it through a month.

 

No. Reckon I’ve put on half a stone though in the last few weeks. Though my mrs has destroyed loads of t shirts and even one of my golf polos.

 

I used to listen to Sunrise FM, bangra station back in London.

This convo is going to get onto Asian Dub Foundation in a minute isn't it ?

 

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This is week 4 isn't it ? So you were just a few days shy before the Fosseism got to you.

 

Yeah I do...some bangers out there mate

 

That’s what we used to call a group of Muslim boys that used to go clubbing and get pissed up round here.

 

extended another 3 weeks

enough to turn you into a Sucky I reckon

 

Bare ****y

 

This is how Piskie pictures himself as a Cornwall gangsta.

 

I remember watching that live. Was brilliant.

 

I’ve no plans to have a lobotomy in the next 3 weeks.

 

**** off Fosse.

 

Will introduce you to a good mix of bhangra tunes this afternoon...maybe