"Leeds want Gary McAllister to return in a behind-the-scenes role. Owner Massimo Cellino is keen on the Scot, 49, to be a public face at Elland Road and has made an inquiry." It's unclear as to the exact role, or if this would be connected to the club's ongoing search for an assistant for head coach Neil Redfearn.
I may be 40 years older than Chesh (honest, it's more like 30!), but it has to go on record that it's me that visits Glory in his nursing home, not the other way around! Btw, his 'wife' is actually his long-suffering carer from the home.
That's better, I hope it's force 9 gales and tidal waves on your cruise round the cheapo spots of Eastern Europe.