An American walks into an English pub and asks for a pint of Budweiser. The barman replied "You're American aren't you?" The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?" The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest **** I have ever seen."
Yer well you ain't got a few Hundred million to invest in the club.If you had you could be Sir Shako but till then your choice is paddy or mick.