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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Aug 15, 2015.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Can I please have some of whatever you are drinking. <cheers>
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    On second thoughts I might pass on that - looks like you might be drinking Satan's special sauce.
     
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  3. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    This is becoming a wonderful day for evil.
     
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  4. Captainchaos.

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    Let's not go down that road skeletor you know how it ends.
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 19, 2015
  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    How I loathe heroes. Always getting in the way and acting so....so heroic.
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    Ha ha ha i don't make the rules skeletor but I've got the skills to pay the bills if you know what i mean.
     
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  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    I am not in a giving vein today.....
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    Why change the habit of a lifetime
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Everything I do is for the sake of evil
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Are you Nev's friend?
     
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  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Haha celebrating the legend that is Skeletor.
     
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  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    Got to be honest, I was just trying to sound positive. I agree with your sentiments - the noises from Thauvin himself were very much about not moving anywhere, least of all NUFC. We've already failed Cabella, and what's worse is this particular target is it's a Graham Carr one, not a Steve McLaren one by all accounts.

    It's strange - a few years ago the prospect of seeing £50m spent on the squad in a Summer would have been cause for celebrations. Now? It still feels very vapid, the real problems still not addressed, the template for players very much the same and the exact same formation both Pardew and Carver failed with has been deployed by McLaren.

    It's really odd and hard to work out - it's almost as if Mike Ashley and his abundance of ignorance are actually in charge of everything from top to toe in the club, and everyone else is simply smoke & mirrors; some of the decisions (Colo's contract) have been baffling, the lack of LB and CB astounding, and even bringing in a new manager hasn't changed the scouting "focus" - what, it just so happened that McLaren wanted Thauvin despite having never seen Cabella play football?! It doesn't add up.
     
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  13. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    He's had his medical

    Keith Downey.jpg
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just found out how much he's being paid in England and texting his bird to dump her.
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    It looks like he is carrying a very large green bra. Is there something we are not being told.
     
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    Quite a nice leaf design on that bra, er...if you're into that kind of thing :bandit:
     
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    Maybe he has an environmentally friendly girlfriend and he is texting to tell her he managed to find her some green lingerie in the Club Shop. He may not be able agree personal terms but at least the trip wasn't entirely wasted.
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Or maybe he is texting his agent. Zis Lee Charnley guy - he keep asking me ave I ever play ze left back. Je ne comprends pas.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    I've just twigged what's going on, he went into a branch of Sports Direct and they managed to rustle something up so he could leaf with a gift for his girlfriend to wear on the beech.
     
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