Thank **** it's Friday

Well the weekend is upon us.

Whose up to anything tonight or tomorrow?

Sunday's don't count.

 

Im off to see Simple Minds tonight at westonbirt arboretum.Everytime i go there it pisses down.Working tomorrow as ****ing per and the local has a band and cider weekend so will be going down there Saturday.

 

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Why ?

 

I'm going to shag Russian hookers

 

Thank **** it's Friday

Don't say that to STD. A politicians Office Junior's work is never done

 

karma for tax dodging.

 

Fathers day gotta go see the old man!

 

Did they play there last night too? I heard a bit of the gig on the radio today and it seemed brilliant. People sent texts to the radio station saying it was one of the best gigs they'd ever been too.

Hope you enjoy.

 

Dad's day for me, if it's sunny I'm going to Troon for sand, dog ****e and chips. If it's raining I'm going to barbecue the cat that keeps hiding in my garage.

 

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are the only 3 passengers in a plane, after while the plane starts to loose altitude due to engine failure. After a long battle to keep the aircraft airborne all the crew bail out. leaving just 2 parachutes.
So, the English man, Scotts man and Irish man decide to draw straws. After loosing the straw draw and having just watched the Scots man and Irish man bail out after the crew, the English man after a few Minuets decides to jump anyway for one last thrill.
By this time the Scots and Irish man are safely floating down under there deployed canvases.
The Scots man is the first to get passed by the free falling English man and shouts - you mad bastard - to English man as he falls past. Hearing a shout but not what was said the Irish man turns to see the plummeting English man and in turn taking off his parachute harness shouts - So its a race then is it you English Prick!?!

 

See me!!

 

I dont think so.They might have played somewhere else ? Cheers bud.Their no really my kettle o fish but its a night out and a good swally

 

Simple Minds mate, after him singing on TGI Friday with a sellick scarf wrapped round the mic? You should be ashamed, very ashamed!

 

I know but as i said its a good excuse for a bevy and its the mates birthday doo.I hated the ****s when they were out.

I canny see him having a Celtic scarf out these days eh ?

 

Pretty sure it was Weston sumting. I'm no really a fan but the feedback was great. I'm sure you'll have a good time.

 

Hahahaha very true mate, very true. Well on that note gents, I'm offski to le pub, have a good one.

 

Weston Super Mare ?

Thats just down the road from Bristol.

 

And me monaco,offski for a swifty to get the party started,all the best lads