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Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Millwallsteve, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    That I received the other day <ok>

    Have you been injured at work?

    Had a car accident?

    Fell over on a wet floor?

    Tripped on an uneven pavement?

    If so.............



























































    Sort yourself out, you clumsy **** <laugh>

    Needless to say this joke did the rounds <whistle>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Mar 30, 2012
  2. Jimmy Abdous Hip

    Jimmy Abdous Hip Member

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    Like it <laugh>
     
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  3. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    No other ****er does Jim <wah>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Mar 30, 2012
  4. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    don't give up your day job at McDonalds Stevie<ok>

    on a serious note, did you hear about that ****ing muslim getting caught shagging a sheep,
    the authorities say they can't do anything and let him go...........































    it was his lamb.
     
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  5. MIGHTY

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    it was Hislamb <doh>

    there you go Steve didnt think a worse joke was possible, but your old mukka Olof never let you down and topped it <laugh>

    it was hislamb :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  6. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    I didn't get it either Mighty<ok>
     
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  7. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Blame the geezer who sent it to me <whistle>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Mar 30, 2012
  8. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Anyway chance would be a fine thing mate <doh>

    Had enough of security but times are tough and at least I'm earning <ok>
     
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