You're a monobrow short of a starting eleven I was about to challenge you to our long awaited football match but there's only ten of you here. The Bears outnumber you by almost 2 to 1.... exactly the way it should be ya Mickey Bastards. Here's yer team, apologies if I've missed anyone.... Mick - A born leader on the park and not afraid to go in where it hurts. Can be a bit of a dirty bastard when the going gets tough. Roy Aitken. Anport - Midfield general and clever user of the ball. Tends to get rattled when things aren't going his way. Paul Lambert Pud - Gives his all but tends to dive in to challenges.Talented player but not Celtic Minded enough as he calls things as he sees it. Davie Provan Brum - Hacking bastard, has a real mean streak. Intelligent player but wants to argue with the officials all the time and has a tendency to let his mouth run. Neil Lennon Radgecelt - Decent wide player but doesn't see enough of the ball, really has to make an impact soon or he could be off. Niall MCGinn BCeltic - Annoying little player with a bad attitude and no final ball. Must raise his game. Aiden McGeady VerminPD - Every team needs one. A dirty wee fenian bastard of a player, decent ability but lacks vision and wasteful in possession. Not the player he thinks he is. Peter Grant Thomas The Cat - Good player but lacks self belief and allows himself to be bullied out of games. Must raise his game. Samaras. Rogueleader Great technical ability, good finisher but a bit of a lazy bastard. Mark Viduka Johnbhoy - The Alfie Conn of the team, a ****in traitor Brilliant at times ****ing awful at others, lacks consistency, needs a boot up the arse. Paddy McCourt.
The amount of 'dirty fenian' this and 'smelly tattie munching ****s' that we get without so much of a 'dirty orange masonic ****s' in response. I think it's fair to say Team Tarriers are the dignified lot of not606.
You just want to see what player you remind me of don't you We've got too many ****in players, we run the show on here and the tarriers know it Am strugglin to think of a Rangers player as big heided as Frank the Tank.
Like it Glad you didn't compare me to the specky **** Brattback!!! Spot on Mick...You may have to get a link to the Oxford Dictionary for Rocket et al to look up the word dignity! The seem to obsess about what Celtic FC/Celtic fans get up to ... Me, I couldn't give a flying **** what Rangers/Rangers fans do - leave them to it! To bastardise a phrase - No one likes them, we don't care!
