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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Your one stop place to talk ****.
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I did a dump last night that took 4 flushes. F O U R <yikes>
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    After two flushes it's time to get a big stick to beat the bastard around the u bend.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I have not pooped today ...
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I was on 5 dumps a day during what we now colloquially call as "The Fibre Pass" as streams of the brown stuff came falling out my arse followed by 100ml of blood as my balloon knot was literally in bits an resembled a pot noodle.

    Since the Alpen portions were scaled back, and cream applied to the fart-box (inside and out <diva>) I'm back to one-two dumps per day and the bum hole has healed so much that pegging sessions have resumed.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'd have been better using a net. It was more like a huge shoal of krill than a whale.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I dont ****e any more. it's gay as ****
     
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