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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hello

    quick question

    Is taking a dump once every 3/4 days normal?

    I go every morning and thought that was normal

    and what makes you go? for me my morning cup of tea
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 1, 2011
  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    coke
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    as in cola or aine?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 1, 2011
  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    aine.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I usually go once a day. I like to have it before my morning shower so that my ring-piece is nice and shiny for the day.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 1, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Once or twice a day. Every 3 or 4 days is ****ed up. Unless you're a cheetah and you only eat once every few days.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 1, 2011
  7. EDGE

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    Everymorning after a coffee.

    There was a guy I knew, big Wull was his name, he used to go every 2 weeks.

    And when he went, he was away for an hour at least.

    And you didn't go in after him.
     
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    EDGE, Jul 1, 2011
  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Nothing worse than sitting on a packet<ok>
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    once every couple of days
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How long do people typically spend in there? Do you take some reading material, do a crossword, or do you just focus on your dumping action?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 1, 2011

  11. -jordan-

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    15 mins usually. i cant for the life fathom how people can have a **** in the time it takes for me to have a piss. if it's worth doing, it's worth doing correctly..and that takes time.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    I prefer to wait til it's baked properly then evacuate the bowels in as quick a time as possible..
     
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  13. -jordan-

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    i'm interested to hear jens take on this :)
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm generally about 15 mins too. However, I stayed in a flat for about 18 months that had one of those lay-and-display type German toilets with the shelf. The stench was unbearable, and I was in and out ASAP while I lived there.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Depends on the consistency. If it's particularly cloying, I can be there for 10 minutes desperately rubbing my ring raw trying to get the **** out of my crack-hairs. But if it's a nice, smooth transaction, one dry wipe and flush, I'll be in and out in a minute.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 1, 2011
  16. -jordan-

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    <laugh>

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    why would anyone make a toilet like that? just your **** sitting there staring at you until you're finished
     
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  17. Jobby Funbags

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    Taking a dump is an event and should be cherished.

    I like to take a decent amount of time before deciding which of my favourite wives I'll use to wipe the badboy's remnants away.

    One of my lesser favoured wives then fills in the hole
    :emoticon-0148-yes::emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 1, 2011
  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I was told it was so that they could check for worms necessitated by their love of sausages.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 1, 2011
  19. Jobby Funbags

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    No, it's because they are dirty and like to look at their poo.

    Religiously, I am not allowed to eat Pigs, Shellfish or Germans.


    Cos they're poobandits
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 1, 2011
  20. Kim Jong Il

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    im doing one just now <ok>

    i save my ****s for when im at work. i **** once or twice a day at work, never at home. i prefer to get paid to do my ****s. <ok>
     
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