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  1. Patience

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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Guidon him for trying though.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Forgive my ignorance but who/what is Will Wilton etc
     
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    Have you seen the end of Godfather 2?

    <fredo>
     
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    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Yeah,I'm guessing it's a drowning thing,was it a pool in Glasgow?
     
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    Wilton, however, would not live to enjoy their success. The day after the last game of the season in May 1920, Wilton set out to spend the Bank Holiday at Gourock. Rangers had won the Championship by three points from Celtic and Wilton was looking forward to some rest. It was not to be. Wilton drowned in a boating accident on the first day of his holiday.
     
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    ^^^

    That's like saying JFK went for a drive on Nov. 22, 1963 and met with an unfortunate accident.
     
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    Aye with you now
    Did Billy Struth really push poor William out of the boat just so he could get the managers job?
     
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    Yes, he did.
     
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    The BHEASTS have taken to lying about past Rangers managers after their most famous manager was found to have condoned the bumming of young bhoys and refused to report the incidents to the police as to not "embarrass" the club.

    To this day, you will not find a single non-penetrated bum hole on any kid who has went to Darkhead. I was told that the top tier has been shut for two seasons as they have opened up a booming *****-lair and child sex tourists from all over Europe and North America have been literally coming over to partake in child felching and generally BHEASTLY behaviour.

    Don't let the Timothy lies besmirch Mr Struth's memory.
     
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    Aye, but can ye swim?
     
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    I can suck my own penis, why would I want to swim when I can get a blowjob any time I want.
     
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    You know and yet stand by and do nothing

    All it would take is a phone call to the police

    Edgey knew, oh Edgey knew
     
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    I PM'd Jif when he made this thread and told him exactly what Edge would say when he saw it and went into beeldown. Absolutely fizzin' :laugh:
     
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    I PM'd Trev to say you'd post this as you'd be beeling at my BJK comments and you'd make a comment then edit it 20 minutes later when you'd realised what a total **** you'd made of yourself :laugh::laugh:
     
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    I PM'd ER to say that when you read my post about you being beeling you'd make up some story about you Pming Trev which never happened to try and make it look like you never made a total **** of yourself but it wouldn't work :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    I pm'd dev n told him the exact content of every post before they were posted... this thread was just soooooooo predictable.
     
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    I PM'd ER and asked him some soup advice
     
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