It started when I was 2 years old, Pix. I know that things used to be a bit more relaxed in London, back in those days, what with neighbours allegedly leaving their doors open, but for ****sake, mate! I was a very clever kid, but there are physical limits to what a 2 year old can do. Even at 13 years old, by the time my family left the area, it wasn't exactly the kind of thing that kids did. That said, I watched a lot of matches, and still have a lot of the match day programs from those times. I need to dig them out of the garage and remind myself of some of the games that I saw.
I never even used that term, ya bastard! That was Skiddy! He called himself a window licker, and then had a pop at me! Actually, it was a half-decent wum-tactic.
Shameful trying to shift the blame onto somebody else mate. I won't mention that you also mocked people with Autism.
The exorcet of wummers but I think a very good lad underneath his flummery.. Make people laugh is the way to go.
Don't mention that ****er! I hated that twat, even when I was a kid. I could never understand why people found him funny.
Yeah HIAG is comedy gold. Not for the reasons he would like to think he is, but the entertainment he provides on this board is great.
Alexei Sale is pretty ****ing funny tbf. That's probably what's meant by an alternartive comedian - a scouser who's actually funny .
What?, That's suvvern humour HIAG, isn't it? It would pass as humour to certain individuals in the Southern US states also.
I think he's Mick, takes on a persona and just goes for it.. He probably supports Limerick, has his bedroom painted out in the colours and rings Dulux to complain about pantones..
Yeah that's why I mentioned it being a good job seeing as you can't pilot an aircraft. All wumming aside, I actually do fly to games when I get the chance these days. Newquay to Gatwick, then the Gatwick express. I can be in central London for 10:30am for lunch time KO's or wait for the 11am flight for 3pm KO's. ****ing expensive though. When used to go back in the day. I could do the whole day on £5 and have £1.20 left over for a pint of Fosters after the game. Now days it's £65 for a ticket. £80-£100 for the flight and then probably another £30 on food and drink.
