Sunderland v Wigan

Never in a month of Sundays or Saturdays for that matter, just never.

 

Oh dear, they stay above us for a couple of weeks and they're having a full-on multiple Tashgasm... Suppose it's the highlight of their season... Welcome back the ever-changing goals to claim the coveted (by them) top dogs of the North East! "It only matters who wins in the Derbies", "It only matters who ends up above who"...

Let them have their inferiority complex, it's well deserved. Their team is ****, their board is the ****test on here because of the vocal minority driving their angry plastic agenda, and their craic is generally just pitiful (even their WUMs are bored of them). Thank goodness for the exceptions who come on here from time to time and seem to have evolved opposable thumbs, a brain and a sense of humour over mankind's little run

But to the topic at hand, I personally have nowt against Sunderland and hope they win comfortably against Wigan. A nice run will see them clear of the drop and if we stay up as well it'll mean we have two of the best games in a season to look forward to. Every team has the odd penis, it's just a shame their whole penis section has found their way onto the internet

 

I can see it now Newcastle supporters at the Reading game singing " I'll get by with a little help from my friends "

 

I think its time to give up Fredor, your wumming lacked the required subtlety to garner any angry reactions. Nice try though.

 

Tis a piss poor effort like. so many topics could have the desired effect..

<hangheadinshameatshitewumsmilie>

 

I am personally very disappointed that nobody has WUMMED on the Colo stories. Very little on Ba's departure. And I have yet to see the phrase "North East Top Dogs" used. Its just not cricket anymore.

 

It's all very tame these days WP...

So much ammunition for both sets of fans, but both reluctant to use it, maybe cos we are both ****e..

Seems the good old days, with a bit of bickering are destined for the history book, and just to gather dust.

Anyway, divvint you know Sess is much better the Arfa, Colo won a tenner on a lucky dip and is baiing out, Ba got bummed of Nile Ranger with Pardew was running naked waving an 8 year contract between his arse cheeks

 

You have completely misunderstood my intentions you know how it is when you see someone with a serious illness you just want to offer succour

 

I'm not so sure Trebor Extra Strong's are quite the medication required at the present time.

 

Melton Mowbray pies and a good Malt.

 

Barsteward you are, i'd do time to get one of them down me....

Simple things people miss...

With pickle i take it?

 

What the hell do you have to look forward to if not the most passionate games of the season? I'd hate it if the bindippers or City got relegated now.

Both of you are in the bottom half, for me the entire bottom 10 are in the scrap for survival. Tell me they're not then look at how West Ham played last weekend and ask yourself who they'd beat playing like that.

Historically, one of those bottom three will have a decent run and escape, another will take it to the wire and may/may not escape and at least one club who appear safe will be dragged into it when they don't win "must win" games.

 

Not a problem, I'll quite happily organise a couple of the finest Melton Mowbray pork pies for you. I get mine from the shop in the market square that actually make them on site. Furthermore they make their own pickle, so if you send me £20 to the address underneath I'll send them.

Jimileysbaldheadrobbingbastard
c/o Ileys Ye Olde Pork Pie Shoppe
The Vaults
Baldhead Lane
Cayman Islands

 

A mackem with a vocabulary, wonders never cease

 

I'll send it Western Union, cos it's instant..

Fooking clamming now..

 

Just ordered half a dozen JI, the money is on it's way.

 

Further to my comments about a serious illness I have just heard the news RE Remy and I think we are going to have to move NUFC into intensive care

 

Fredor, thank you so very much for your assistance and support in our time of hardship, your concern for our wellbeing is touching in the extreme, such a compassionate soul.

The Doctors and nurses in ICU are all really lovely and are holding out hope that we will pull through. The copious amounts of drugs being administered are helping a little, mostly a liquid diet of this wonder serum, I think it's called "alcohol". Oh and before l forget, the bouquet just arrived, the flowers are wonderful, the nice nurse is putting them in a vase as we speak, you really shouldn't have, but thank you.
Sent from the Five Bells intensive care unit.....

 

Used to know a great little pub in Herts called the Seven Bells. A great history to it.

Quite close to Hatfield House.

 

Reading are the worst team we have played this season,l reckon you should beat them. Wigan are an odd team can be awful or very good but seldom in-between, as for us if we can commence playing at the whistle and not give goals away we can win.

Anyhow why not go for the mag who plays for Swansea, most of us reckon he is another Chopra, and do let QPR hijack hm