Surely Capt. Chaos or Pugwash would have been more apt for you ? Indeed it was great fun in the day. Mine was speed king as my licence can confirm...Lol.
Eyeball eyeball the pregnant roller scate at the polo mint near Alcatraz in Bridge Town. I believe my handle was remp.
Going down the slide, highly satisfied, was one I remember well(though on reflection, I rarely was). The bloke I was working with had it in his van, but it eventually packed up, probably due to too much Fletchers meat pie in the handset. He was a messy eater that lad.
I was never really that into it, but friends were. We ended up in some wierd places with some absolute wretches on the eyeballs. Was a scream at the time though. No wonder some of the females enjoyed the faceless nature of it all...until you were so revved up it didn't matter anyway.
We're talking CB(citizens band) radio, it was a massive(but relatively short lived) craze in the early 80's.