Apparently we have been in talks with him. 37 Germany caps. Beast of a bloke. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niklas_Süle
Surely not a match for Captain fistbumps though? Would be good link up with Marc-Andre ter Stegen which I saw rumoured on the BBC gossip page. Of course neither of these will actually happen but it's nice to dream
He's played every game for them this season. Why would he leave them for us? I'd be stunned if this happened. Old fistbumps would be demoted to doing teas
As long as he reports for pre-season training I don’t begrudge him leaving the phone off during the summer
But once we ditch Fun88 and get the Co-Op sponsorship negotiated….. Why am I saddled with this ****ing Co-Op-fanboy label!!!! I don’t have the heart to crush it now either, so that’s it, constant co-op references for eternity - I’ll bear it on my strong shoulders but don’t for one moment think I enjoy it
I was incredibly gentlemanly, “what with my marital split hanging over me like a shadow, you are so young and beautiful I feel that I’ll end up blighting your smile in some way, and I couldn’t live with that responsibility…. I want you to forget me, go out into that beautiful sunny world and make a man’s life what it should be…. I just don’t deserve you at this time, maybe, in some other universe, there are two people just like us who……” etc etc - she loved it.
To be fair if you hadn't don't that and she had flipped then the Co-Op funeral directors would have come in handy
I think with the next couple I used “…. as much as my soul tells me I have something very very special with you, my ex-wife has been in touch and wants to give things another go…. I owe it to the universe to at least try…”
