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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by KIO, Apr 21, 2013.

  1. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    No but that's because I work on a floor full of high up executives. However my mate's a team leader in a contact centre on his team two girls were seeing the same bloke on Valentines day a full on punch up broke out between the two of them on the middle of floor with customers phoning in punches were thrown, what didn't help was they were of the grande/supersize variety which made it even more difficult to split it up as it was apparently like two hippos humping one another, both girls got called into the office sent home and no action was taken.
     
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  2. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Yes but an unprovoked grab of the arm and a bite is a bit different, don't you agree ?
     
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  3. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    Having a brawl in a contact centre is equally as disgraceful as biting someone in my opinion. Also the field of work and work place could come into it violence is more likely to happen on football pitches and building sites more then an office or a design studio for an example. By all means I'm not condoning Suarez's actions I'm just giving an example to why I expect Liverpool will treat him leniently.
     
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  4. carrabuh

    carrabuh Well-Known Member

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    Ivanovic should have knocked those paving slab teeth of his out.

    I'd liked to have seen him do it again then.
     
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  5. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Alan Mullery said today, that in his day, if someone had bitten a player, he wouldn't have any teeth left because he would have knocked them out straight away.

    Can you imagine him doing that to big Dunc? Suarez would still be flying through the air now <laugh>
     
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  6. carrabuh

    carrabuh Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it, he'd be six feet under with his teeth as a gravestone
     
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  7. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Can't argue with that carrabuh
     
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  8. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Just found this on the Leeds board and found it pretty amusing <ok>

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  9. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Violent conduct in the work place, i.e fighting, is a Instant dismissable offence! I don't know of a contract that doesn't have that or a similar clause in it!
    Suarez & Hippo's OUT! <laugh>
     
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  10. Oxcanary

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    surely Liverpool will be lenient because it is the only time (apart from playing us) they have looked like having their teeth into the opposition all season!
     
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  11. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I wish you would all dent ure obsession with these awful puns!
     
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  12. redruthyella

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    Suarez is world class, no argument, He is also a complete arsehole. No argument. He plays for a club in a real pickle at the moment because he is their best player. No argument. I doubt there are many posters who wouldn't put up with him if he played for us.
    However, playing devils advocate again. It appears you can nearly break somebody's leg and possibly end their career there and then and get away with it because you are an unknown but if you are a known arsehole, the world wants you to hang for biting someone.
    I'm not defending the arsehole, I'm just pointing out the problem the FA has.
    If we can't get rid of a spiteful evil cleric who wants to murder us Brits as we are infidels because it infringes his human rights, why are we bothering about a bit of brown love between to foreign players.
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Shamelessly pinched from another site!

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  14. crowey66

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    He just wanted a taste of the Champions League<laugh>
     
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  15. K E M P

    K E M P Well-Known Member

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    Suarez is a cheating, lying, diving, racist, rat faced son of a bitch.

    His talent as a footballer is far outweighed by the total arsehole that he is.
     
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  16. Northamptonncfc

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    Same here with the except of site work or casual work. It should be but people get away with it. How many work parties descend into utter chaos? I've been fortunate to work with people who behave themselves but I've been to some office parties in previous work places or attended unofficial office parties which have never been short of drama embarrassing stuff.

    <laugh> Coypu Rat.
     
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  17. JM Fan

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    Just seen he's got a 10 game ban!!!!
     
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  18. Bath-Canary

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    I feel thats about right, its the second time he's bitten someone and got 7 games last time, the severity of the punishment has to increase for repeat offences, like with suspension for accumulated red cards.

    Will it matter is the question, obviously he's banned from his next 10 games in England, he could well only here for another 4 then join a CL team abroad, if he went to say PSG with Zlatan there he wouldn't be the biggest nutter in the team.
     
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  19. DHCanary

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    Dear FA,

    Please can you fix it for me so Norwich play Liverpool in the first 6 games of next season. Suarez has scored enough bloody hat-tricks against us.

    Sincerely,
    DHC
     
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  20. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    LOL<laugh>


    <cleansspatoutcoffeefromkeyboardemoticon> ....<grr>
     
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