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Suarez: flat-track bully?

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...scored-23-goals-season-NONE-against-four.html

    Total: 74 goals for Liverpool, only six against top four from 23 matches.

    The teams Luis Suarez has scored against this season...
    Sunderland (14th in the table) 2
    Crystal Palace (17th)
    West Brom (16th) 3
    Fulham (20th) 2
    Everton (5th) 2
    Norwich (15th) 4
    West Ham (18th) 2
    Tottenham (6th) 2
    Cardiff (19th) 2
    Hull (13th)
    Stoke (11th) 2
    CAREER RECORD AGAINST TOP FOUR
    (Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal)
    2013-14 – 23 goals, 0 against top four. (Four matches).
    2012-13 – 30 goals, 4 against top four. (Eight matches).
    2011-12 – 17 goals, 2 against top four. (Eight matches).
    2010-11 – 4 goals, 0 against top four. (Three matches).
     
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  2. crocarno

    crocarno Member

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    I'd take that sort of return from our strikers!!
     
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  3. JCC87

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    If we had Luis Suarez this season then the title would be nearly wrapped up.

    Games against the likes of West Brom, Stoke and West Ham would have given us 9 points instead of 2 and our goal difference would be a lot healthier.

    Morning papers actually linking us with him, can't see it to be honest, but would not mind a bit.

    Sturridge has flourished because of Suarez, imagine how good Suarez would be with Jose teaching him.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Is he a Mourinho player? I don't think there's a lot of teaching goes on he's given the freedom to do what he wants on the pitch with us.
     
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  5. ollyday

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    How the media would love Suarez to be a chelsea player, can imagine all the negative headlines
     
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  6. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Jose would make him into a big game player. And no more probs against 19th century footie
     
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  7. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    Interest stats but begs the question is it the player's fault or just that Liverpool are clearly going to struggle to create chances for him more against the top sides?

    Think he'd be great for us breaking down the stubborn teams ala West Ham the other week. Not a cat in hells chance Liverpool will sell to us and I wouldn't want his baggage. We have enough media problems each year without adding to it!!
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Lol... holy cow. The lad would have to grow wheels on his belly... with Jose teaching him he'd spend no time on his feet.

    He might succeed in being the first man to dive off the white cliffs of Dover and make it all the way to Calais.:D

    He dives enough already.
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Lol
     
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  10. Chelsea Pensioner

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    Saurez wouldn't last 1 week for Chelsea. He scores more goals than our duds, but he doesn't track back !!.
     
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  11. astro

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    Moaninho demands all Chelsea players have a PCV licence since they spend so much time parking buses <ok>

    #burn
     
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  12. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    How does this work? 2 points from three games indicates two draws and a loss, one goal in each of them games would produce two wins and a possible draw (assuming you only lost 1-0) which would yield 7 points.
     
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  13. Chelsea Pensioner

    Chelsea Pensioner Well-Known Member

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    Think you might need to revise this theory after City. Maybe they might need F1 Licences instead ??
     
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  14. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    The #exception that proves the rule
     
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  15. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    You played really well against City and took them by suprise (they never expected you to attack going off previous performancies against top teams), but it won`t stop people remembering the bus parking for all the other games (most teams have one great game in a season) ;)
     
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  16. JCC87

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    Game against Stoke we were 1-0 up and wasted several chances before Stoke equalised on stroke of half time. My point was a striker like Suarez would have sewn the game up for us and instead of 0 points against Stoke we would get 3.
     
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  17. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't cut it in the Champions League if you ask me, would never score in that competition, as he doesn't have the skill to out fox the best defenders :biggrin:
     
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    It is proved in the premier league so no argument there <ok>
     
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  19. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    He can start proving he is the real deal today with a treble v arsenal
     
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  20. StanDMan

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    <ok> works well
     
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