Once got a plastic bath toy attached to my penis and then had to go to casualty to get it removed. **** happens! Did every Doctor in the hospital really need to take a look? In global stupidity terms only this guy beats me
I once tried to get into the office by typing my pin code into the access control outside. Didn't get in and didn't get any cash out either
When I was a kid I never had a alarm clock, one of my parents would wake me up instead. One time (at band camp?) I heard them walking around so I jumped up and got dressed in an attempt to surprise them (why I don't know, I'm guessing I was half asleep still) that I was already up. However, after getting dressed, I looked at the clock to see that their movement was them returning from the pub...it was about 1am!!!
