Stupid football quotes.

You're third one was definitely the funniest though

 

Jamie Redknapp, another ****ing airhead..

I can see Peter Schmeichel being a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel..

 

If you’re going to quote me, you best put my name to it ya punk.

Excited for our date x

 

Big fox here had a sore bellend after this particular motd. Either over Gary or the thought of winning the league. Either way, I don’t blame you.

 

I thought of Michael Owen when I saw this thread.

 

If you that was bad, Imagine if Liverpool win the league this season, I might have to go into hiding.

 

It would be as bad as a nuclear war. All normal non thieving bastards will be under shelter waiting for it to blow over.

 

I saw Graeme Souness on SSN saying this is the best Liverpool team since they last won the league, I think he and a lot of Liverpool fans need to calm down.

 

Let’s try not to think about it. Life is bad enough!

 

Except that it never would, Saints.

It never would, mate.

 

Imagine the hilarity if we finish above them, yet again, Matth!

 

I’m trying to.

 

HIAG, Don’t get carried away, You should know that by now.

 

Every cloud

 

I never get carried away.

People accuse me of it, but it's a myth.

 

You post on SW

 

Lots of fear on this page.

 

No I don’t, i was just trying to include myself in something.