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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 4, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Anyone had some really odd ****ing dreams?

    Last night I dreamt that I was throwing custard pies out of a hot air balloon down at people.

    My ‘co-pilot’ was Hannah Reid from London Grammar.
     
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  2. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    No, it's just you.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I had a nightmare in which I was wearing mustard chinos. I mean, who would wear mustard chinos...? :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Thanks for the constructive feedback boys.
    I’m beginning to get a complex here.
    I can feel the beel rising.
    <laugh>



    ****s.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I had a really weird dream about some ugly fat twat in mustard chinos feeding me with custard pies by throwing them from a hot air balloon. Crazy.
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Genuinely, I had a dream where Ashley wasn't really selling and the whole thing with Staveley was just bluster. We then went into January with nothing to spend whatsoever. Ludicrous, but genuinely had that dream.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    As a psychologist who specialises in the role of dreams in shaping our personality and psychological make up................................................................





    I think you need to get out more.

    However if this does come to pass can you have another dream about horses and tell me who will win the Grand National next year.
     
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