Story Time!

"Cheeky Mare?", said the man who stepped from the shadows, stage left. Immaculately dressed in an Italian suite.
"I can always find a use for an unwanted horse", he began. He clicked his fingers and.....

 

the Mare ate the carrot and the genie disappeared as no one was going to get any wishes granted now.

 

And yet, just as the genie vanished, a small scrap of paper floated down from the Empyrean. On it was a written...

 

Fanks jeenie, bean trifik meating u, luv arry

 

I see Pompey have a buyer......oh no they don't cried a voice, oh yes they do cried another.........

 

...I hit the ugly man they called 'Storrie' in the face before running from the lair until I came across a river...

 

Its not a river its the English channel! & started to swim....

 

After about 200 hundred metres, my arms where burning, just lactic acid, I had nothing left, I started to panic...............

 

help, help, this is no joke, i'll tell you a joke......

 

I could see Storrie and Lowe were chasing me down, and fast, in their pedalo!....

 

I now wished there was something like a modern, rather anonymous underwater hotel to ly-lo in

 

But just as I was about to give up hope as they were just getting close in their pedalo.......

 

I realised that occasionally dreams can be true, as I looked out on....

 

HMRC in a speedboat

 

Talk about the devil and the deep blue sea.........

 

I thought, but they shot past on way to Pompey and the wave created caused

 

a massive wake, the pedalo was flipped, and the former skate hiearchy where in deep water..............

 

however Lowe and Storrie suddenly surfaced, floating on Redknapps incredible jowls........

 

...Redkrapps giant yacht "The Tax Evader" it was called, loaded a cannon full of coins and notes and then it exploded...

 

...instantly provoking budgets to be slashed, causing the writers to focus on more dialogue based courtroom drama and championship survival