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Carol looks mighty fine in that picture and well worth a tumble. However, the sad reality is that once those tight, supportive clothes come off, she's likely to be sagging all over the place - not to mention the wrinkles and stretch marks. Call be a raging homo, call me overly cautious, but I'm going to wait till I see her in the buff before committing myself.
You are definately a ****ter if you have to consider shagging that. I wouldn't mind but it's not like your exactly a catch, considering you spend most of your days posting on here. You probably still live in your parents spare beadroom judging by the amount of time you've spent posting on here