Breaking News, After an absence of some 3 seasons after being abducted by a mysterious Welshman, 6 midfielders or dopplegangers were reportedly spotted in Clayton Wood. Apparently, they are wandering around in an aimless fashion and do not appear to know each other with no communication amongst the group, no footballs were spotted at all. It should be emphasised that this sighting is unconfirmed at this time. Top investigative journalists from The Sentinel are believed to be rushing to the scene. More later: STOP PRESS Sorry folks, false alarm, it turns out they were old age pensioners blackberry picking. The search continues
Six pentioners Nick.. Wonder if they were Dave,Dee,Dosey,Beaky,Mick and Titch recorded a record in the 60s called... "Daydream believers" others that spring to mind with how I feel about our midfieders are.. "Stuck in the middle of nowhere" "These boots were made for walkin" "Where's ya Mama gone" "Field of dreams" Sorry!! I'm bored guys
Tee hee, re Dave Dee etc - Bend It (like Beckham) how about: Nowhere Man or the follow up Nowhere Men Oh sod it
I can't make my mind up, It's between, "Stuck in the middle with Pugh" and "Were on the road to nowhere".
