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Squad Revaluation

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 28, 2023.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So, on current form what are the values now of some of our players?

    Big Joe = £60m
    Little Joe= £40m
    Murph = £25m
    Botman = £50m
    Longstaff = £35m
    BDB = £20m
    Schar = £30m
    Miggy = £40m
    Bruno = £65m

    The Eddie Howe Effect.....

    What about reflected value gains for players just because they are part of Eddie's mags?

    Lascelles= £20m (we got this for Wood remember!)
    Lewis = £10m
    Krafth = £10m
    Tea Lady = £1m
    Hung = Priceless
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No one would sign Dan Burn or Lascelles for 20m
     
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  3. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Bruno, Botman and Isak - all young - are each worth £100+m in my book.

    Consider:
    Jadon Sancho £73m
    Van Dijk £75m
    Lukako £97m
    Maguire £78m <laugh>
    Antony £82m
    Mudryk £89m
    Grealish £100m
    Enzo Fernandez £115m

    Our owners have invested extremely wisely.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    The signings we have made apart from Taggart which he may come hood as his injury was a bad en have all really enhanced the squad.

    The competition for places is the best I have seen.

    Bruno is a 80m player.
    Isak is a 70m player.
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    All bar Grealish are not worth that. This season he has really excelled.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    £65m is ridiculously low for Bruno tbh.

    And Isak would probably merit a £100m price tag right now.
     
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    Or wood for £20m?

    or Maguire for £78m?

    Do you mean BDB should be nearer £40m on the Maguire scale of valuation?
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    BDB is 30 years old.

    Harry Maguire was 27 years old and one of the highest rated defenders in the country at the time.

    Burn has a market value of £12m

    They'd have to be absolutely desperate to sign him to overpay by £8m.

    Lascelles btw is ****ing ****, everyone in the world knows that
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Even Waitrose has a bargain buy dump bin which is more expensive than ASDA's version.
    We ain't ASDA anymore.... we are Waitrose.... with ambitions to be Harrods..... (one day)
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    We’ve signed a gangsta??
     
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    mall the young ones (under 70’s to you) wear hoodies mate. It’s cool. I bought one last week when I went on a rare shopping trip…. :bandit:
     
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  12. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I strongly suggest you stop smoking crack before posting on here
     
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    ScotMag late again? Probably struggling with Border Control. They can’t understand a word he says.
     
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    the only crack I get is off Pouchies lass.
     
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    Who the ****s pricing these players? Aldi?
     
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    too many mouses brains…
     
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    Should we talk in the open about who missed last weeks match by being late? <laugh>
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ? no way. not me. I saw the whole game ish.
     
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    That’s low!!!

    I was only late because I was almost involved in a near fatal RTA…..I nearly died when I realised I would miss the match.
     
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    donald-trump-billions.gif
     
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