Another game where we will be facing a team who have just changed managers. Always makes it that bit harder. That said we should win this. 3-1 Kane, Eriksen & Njie
If Lamela scores a hat trick I'll honestly strip naked and invade the pitch. My approach vector will be from the Paxton end. You'll know me when you see me.
Villa’s Angels* (Counting Crows) * I believe they have one on their books < Miller's Angels Tottenham's players in blue and white Welcome Villa’s team in; We are dreamin' of goals tonight - It’s a game we should win They wear claret and blue-oo They wear claret and blue They wear claret and blue-oo But I think we know Where they're gonna' go - Hey - down below! Christian's passes are travelin' Down the left-hand touchline Their defence is unravellin’ As the ball passes by…. They wear claret and blue-oo etc Don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Mention Tim, don't, don't Please, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Mention Tim Please, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Mention Tim Tottenham’s strikers are hoverin' In between their centre backs Villa’s full-backs are just not botherin’ Kane scores a goal – we relax! They wear claret and blue-oo etc But I think we know, etc So, can't you hear me When I'm cheerin' - ‘Cos we have not lost since the opening day So we’ll get four Or maybe more - ‘I’m not fearin’ - And we won’t give any goals away today - No, we just don't concede much, anyway - No, we just don't concede much these days Prediction: Spurs 4 Villa 0 Scorers: Kane, Eriksen, Dier, Walker Cheers, Spurf!
Aaaaah - CK!!!!! Now I'm worried. My seat's in the Paxton, too. I'd rather not see you, if it's all the same. So if Lamela's got two, maybe I'll have to run onto the pitch and pretend I'm Charlie Adam. Don't think I could cope with a streaker at my age (I saw enough at cricket and rugby games years ago!). Please tell me this is like Cameron saying pre-election that he wouldn't cut tax credits?
