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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm not adverse to putting in the effort for the reward. My exercise is probably my church in that way, some days I feel like I can't face it, but I know that it will have a positive outcome if I do. Which is probably why I'm hungry all the time ! Not sure I'd be able to keep up a fitness regime and fast at the same time <yikes>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    i was dreading the hot weather...but there was a nice breeze yesterday. I have to keep myself extremely occupied or time does drag. Nothing a few seasons on FIFA cant sort out
     
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  3. Highburyal

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    lot of people do both mate...people are training wing chun and fasting..fighting the whims and desires is what fasting all about..

    you would be fine, only if that becomes your goal and thats how us boys see it as our goal..:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    or maybe go out and do something worthwhile fatty or read the Qur'an and so on....

    Stop being so lazy...
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    like what? cut the ****ing neighbours hedge? ive got nothing worthwhile that needs doing outside!

    and why are you replying to me? go and read The Quran!

    lol, you are such a ****er when it comes to Ramadan

    Edit: ignore the last 5 words above, thanks.
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    whats wrong with cutting the neighbours grass? thats better than playing some games! go cut the grass...

    i was giving you nasiha as you were bored, nothing better to do that play some silly games!

    ignored as requested...now go cut the grass:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    HB you seriously need some pussy in your life, mate!
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    i haven't got to your level of being needy yet....now stop being so needy...
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    Serious question:
    Are you allowed to lick pussy during day light in Ramadan?
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    You're allowed to drink during daylight hours I think, so I would say yes ?
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    No you're not <doh>

    ^^^^^Haram!
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    its an haram action altogether regardless!
     
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    I'm pretty sure drinks are allowed (not alcohol obviously) Not sure about pussy juice ?
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    not allowed to drink, eat, smoke etc...basically "nil by mouth"
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    abstention from everything mate...
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    WTF??

    I'm Out.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Not even water ?
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    No mate, nothing <laugh>
     
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    **** that then.
     
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  20. Highburyal

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    like you ever were in lol
     
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