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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Aug 1, 2016.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I am merely providing a public service. The spuds getting their knickers in a twist is merely a bonus :)
     
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  2. Saintsfan08

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    Obviously you did.

    It's about Spurs
     
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  3. Don't do it, Sky!

    Don't you think that there haven't been times when I've thought about reaching for my wum-guns? Well, let me tell you, I have, plenty of times! But I have resisted, because I know that if ever I strap those guns back on this place will never be the same again - ever!

    We must hold the truce, and keep this place a wum-free zone.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Hence Dildo Blaggins trailing me around <laugh>
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    But benefits everyone.

    If he didn't I probably would have.


    I did one about Southampton but it died as no one gives a **** about them <laugh>
     
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  6. <laugh>
    Ouch!

    Pixie will be livid at that!

    He won't have anticipated this, when he got out of bed this morning, all the lads turning on him so viciously. This day will damage him, mentally.
     
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  7. Saintsfan08

    Saintsfan08 Well-Known Member

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    One of your threads fell flat on its arse ?

    What a surprise
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I agree. This has been a much better place since the wum-free policy was introduced.

    I'm hoping I have enough will power to see me through. Can't promise anything though, mate.
     
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  9. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Sounds random, not DPD by any chance is it?
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The spuds may throw their toys out of the pram and HIAG inevitably will trail me around, but he's directing his anger in the wrong place. For I am merely a conduit :)
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It did well for a 2 second thought.

    My greatest thread is 1300 pages long and has had 283,000 views. How about yours?
     
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  12. Look at you! You mimic my every catchphrase!

    I bet you even have an impression of my image tattooed across your chest!
     
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  13. My "Mouser Watch" thread is a best-seller and has been translated into 42 languages, none of them Scouse, ironically.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    So you are trailing him on the many he writes?
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yes <laugh>

    Just arrived
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Calm down mate, I'm merely mocking your catchphrase.

    Even members of team Didlo have agreed that I am providing a public service by posting a spud watch thread.

    As sky said, if it wasn't me, then he would have done it. I know that angers you, but getting upset with me won't change that :)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    As I've already pointed out. I will respond to his wum **** ups about me. Hence why there is a lot of material :)
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Figured as much, I have a business account with them, and the delivery times are always random as ****,
    Not between 13:30-14:30, but between 13:32 and 14:32 <doh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Two minute *** break ?
     
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  20. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I would hazard a guess that his % will be the same as your % of posts that are about him or refer to him.

    i still would have a small bet on you and Piskie being the same person - that would really **** with everyone's mind :)
     
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