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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Jan 7, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

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  2. he might get the jail for that
     
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    In his defence, it was Dundee he did it in.
     
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    Surely that makes him more likely to hit a pregnant teenager than anywhere else in Western Europe though?
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    <laugh> Cheers Tina <ok>

    Last time I was in Dundee it was like they were holding Dr Who baddie auditions, place is full of ****ing freaks. Aberdeen is bad for ugly people but Dundee takes the cake.
     
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    I've never been to Dundee, but I know of a few people from there.

    Dr Who baddies <laugh>
     
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    And not even the Dr Who baddies from recent times but the ones from the 60's and 70's that look like action figures some evil kid melted with a lighter.

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    <laugh>Those daleks used to scare the **** out of me. Looking at them now, it's like something they'd attempt to make on Blue Peter.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    My sister goes to uni in dundee. I took her back to dundee after christmas and we went out for a meal at the local pub. in the table behind me was a boy who looked like a goblin and had the voice of a full grown man. I was pishing my self. My sister was raging cos her "degree" in in community care <doh> so she has to pretend to like the freaks.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Care in the community in Dundee, she's got her work cut out for her. Every **** there is either a social work case or a social work case waiting to happen
     
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    <laugh> she started out in social work then changed cos community care only takes 3 years. <fakedegreemuir>

    until 2005 dundee had more smack heads that any other city in the world. madrid claimed that crown.

    Dundee has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the western world.

    Dundee people call traffic lights robots <doh>
     
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    That's because to those backwards luddite ****s a traffic light is the height of technology. If you showed them a Betamax of Blade Runner their heads would explode because there would just be too much to take in. And I'm not even talking about the directors cut of Blade Runner.
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    I ****ing hate dundee, the stupid cow actually claims its a better city than glasgow.

    I was walking down the high street in jeans and felt over dressed.
     
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    Only been to Dundee once for a game and we left at half time to find a boozer.The trouble was they shut all the pubs and we could not even get a cargo.Spent the 2nd half drinking tizer and listening for a goal.
     
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    Aye, my mate is the same, he went to study dentistry there <doh>

    You'd find more teeth in the mouth of a 99 year old Chinese woman than in the entire population of Dundee.

    He claims it has "The best night-life in Scotland".....Aye, if you like going out with binoculars and discovering new species of hominid.
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    my sisters pal does dentistry. she claims mouth wash is bad for your teeth <doh>

    the night life in dundee is ****. theres fat sams and ummm......... nope thats it fat sams.
     
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    Mouth wash bad for your teeth,WTF ?

    Clifford ****t
     
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    Aye mouthwash is bad for you. If you're a Dundee jakey and swallow it...
     
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    dont know how its bad for your teeth, i called her a spastic and left. apparently she hates me.
     
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