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Speaky Blunders

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Oct 4, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    Speaker John Bercow was branded a little weasel after smashing into some womans car in Chelsea Mr Barcow who earns £143k a year acused the motorist of a very personal attack !ok people what would u do next if this happened to your car???.I myself have had simular my wife was driving around sth london when a car at speed smashed into the side of her,the woman in question drove off without giving any details i had to trace her through 2 weeks hard work ,i later found out it was a sister of a very famous actress so not suprise she sped off.I went down to her office if i rem with 2 police officers she later gave her insurance details i was that hoping mad with her.
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Who was the actress Jonno?


    No names means it's not true
     
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  3. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    cant but it did happen fact i think she shat herself when i had 2 police officers in the reception
     
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  4. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    she caused £800 quid worth of damage to my wifes car took 4 months get insurrance sorted these celebs think they above the law even mps
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    This site is broken.
     
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    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Speaky Blunders was a cracking title though <ok>
     
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  8. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    It easily wins the award for the most ironic title - but at least Jono makes me smile.
     
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    Pure ****ing genius. Good name for a TV series.

    Is it possible Jonno's not thick at all?

    Wide brows wonder
    whether clever Jonno's
    Clever
     
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  10. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a pun on Peaky Blinders, a show on tv at the moment.

    Good stuff.

    I'm not sure who the op is siding with here, the Speaker or the other motorist?
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I have long suspected Jonno to be an ironic genius.
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Jono genuinely brings a smile to my face - as I am sure is the case for (nearly) all of our readers. He tries to create discussion despite his concession to 'shortcomings' with English literature.

    Toby, I fully admit that my post can be construed to be 'offensive' towards Jono. I respectfully submit that your post is no less charitable.
    I have no problem with you continually 'disliking' my posts - but you always fail to give qualification. So I doubt that you'd answer my query as to why your post should not receive similar displeasure ?

    Toby, there is one thing about you that I do admire - your ability to take abuse from other members - and still return for more ritual humiliation. I sincerely 'dislike' some of these insults - because they are obviously intended to be nasty - but, pitifully you leave yourself wide open.
     
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  13. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    me for pm or mp i think send a petition out to the house
     
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  14. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Jono - I am absolutely certain that, at very least, you would be honest with us - but you might be broke as you might struggle to fill in your expenses claims.<laugh>
     
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