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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by CroydonCaptainJack, Jan 1, 2014.

  1. CroydonCaptainJack

    CroydonCaptainJack Well-Known Member

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    I have a hungover 17 year old who is now asleep having not had any sleep last night!
    I therefore have a spare young adult 16-21 if anyone wants it.
    Just PM me with your number and I will meet you before the game. Its in Ellerslie X Block. I am not after any money for it.
     
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  2. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Tell him its a rite of passage and attendance is mandatory.
     
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  3. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    I've got one of those too! A hungover 17 year old, I mean! Frankly, he wouldn't be able to watch the game if it was on the TV.<ale><ale><ale><ale><ale>
     
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  4. Ciarrai_Abu

    Ciarrai_Abu Well-Known Member

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    Me too, but a 17 year old stepdaughter. Came home drunk as an ass for the first time last night. It was going to happen some time so we did well to go this long.
     
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  5. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    If I'm honest, I'm jealous. By 5pm he'll be as right as rain, I won't.
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I can't remember much about being 17, so I must've been drunk...<laugh>
     
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  7. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    I can't remember being 17. Principally because it was 33 years ago. Last time I had a w*nk, dust came out!
     
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  8. Kilburn

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    Me too - boring old fart me went to bed shortly after midnight - my 17 yr old daughter phoned me at 3am from a hotel based party to say the designated driver was drunk and she had somehow "lost" her taxi money - I said I'd pay at the door when she returned, but she phoned back to say no cabs were available until 7am, so I went and got her - good decision by her with that drunk driver. She said a barmaid even allowed a customer to buy her a drink just before she knocked off work to drive home.

    Now my 21 yr old daughter had me drive her at 8:00pm to a private residence for "pre-drinks" before going downtown to party at a bar. On my return home she phoned to say she had forgotten her mickey of vodka and wondered if I could bring it to her - no dice. Hopefully her friends shared their drinks - she then returned home at 12:15am which was a bit boring for a party girl.

    I just picked up my 14 yr old daughter from her friends house where she spent New Year's Eve, so my chores are over and I can concentrate on trying to find some sort of R's feed for the Donny match. I even cleaned out the cat's litter box which was in quite a disgusting state - the kids are meant to do this.
     
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