songs for the team

Inspired by Fernando Forestieri and his 'slip', i got creative last night and wrote the first verse of a song, just for him. It is, of course, to the tune of 'Fernando'..that well known ABBA ditty. Please don't shoot me!

Can you hear the boos Fernando?
Their fans will claim you dived again but we all know the truth.
You have slipped again Fernando!
It really is about time that you changed those sodding boots!
And you'll be able to stay upright instead of always landing on your glutes.


So...what songs would you sing for our team?

 

Cocked this one up!

 

Hornette this is football so how about the last two lines reading:

It really is about time that you stand firm upon the grass
And you'll be able to stay upright instead of always landing on your arse!

 

i like it! Much better than mine!

 

Slip, sliding away?

 

What about a rehash of the old Nancy Sinatra hit -

These boots are made for slippin'
that's what they're going to do
one of these days Fernando's going to slip all over you

 

He's quick
He's sound
You find him on the ground
Fer nan do
Fer nan do

 

Instead of Sit down Shut up:

Slip Down Get Up

 

I've got some that aren't about forestieri.

That boy Matej Vydra he's one of our loans
The boy lloyd Doyley he's one of our grown