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Some Misconceptions

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  1. Bible John the Bible Man

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    10. Adam & Eve

    Contrary to popular belief, Adam and Eve were expelled from Eden not because they ate the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but in order to prevent them from eating from the tree of life (both forbidden trees are in Genesis 2:9) which would have made them eternal. God doesn’t like competition! Here is the verse (Genesis 3:22-23): “And he said: Behold Adam is become as one of us, knowing good and evil: now, therefore, lest perhaps he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever. [23] And the Lord God sent him out of the paradise of pleasure, to till the earth from which he was taken.”

    9. Jonah & The Whale

    We all know the tale of Jonah and the whale… but how well do we know it? Well enough to know that he wasn’t eaten by a whale? It was no mammal that ate Jonah – it was a huge fish – though its type is not mentioned. Of course, I am presuming that everyone reading this list knows that a whale is not a fish.

    8. Samson & Delilah

    Samson and Delilah is a famous story from the Old Testament which ends rather badly, as Samson’s long hair is cut short to destroy his strength. The common misconception is that Delilah was the one to give him the chop – a kind of ancient bobbit if you will. But in fact, it was Delilah’s servant who did it.

    7. Rapture

    The “Rapture” is not in the Bible! Despite being believed by a large number of protestants (many of whom also believe that only that which is in the Bible can be true) it was actually invented in the 1600s by one Cotton Mather – otherwise famous for murdering women by strangling them to death (by hanging) in the Salem witch trials. The term in the Bible commonly mistranslated to the word “rapture” actually comes from the Greek ἁρπάζω (harpazo) which actually means “caught up” or “taken away” and it refers to one person only (Philip).

    6. Three Wise Men

    There weren’t three and they didn’t visit Jesus in a manger. The Bible gives neither the number of men (but does the number of gifts as three, which is probably where this misconception stems from). Additionally, Herod demanded the death of all boys under two, making it probable that Christ had been born up to two years prior. Also, the wise men visited Jesus when he lived in a house according to the Biblical account in Matthew 2:11.



    Well thats some common misconceptions laid bare for your eyes.Peace to all mankind and tune in tomorrow for numbers 5-1 <ok> god bless you all
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The animals didn't go two by two onto the ark either <ok>
     
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  3. -jordan-

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    # 6 is very interesting. i shall look forward to the other 5 tomorrow. you're not going to put a 9/11 conspiracy in there some where are you?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    Mao Zedong

    You forgot to change your avatar didn't you? <laugh>
     
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  5. Bible John the Bible Man

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    yes they did but only one unicorn got on board.Hence no unicorns today

    You are a heathen , convert now and save yourself. 9/11 this is the Bible I am enlightening you all with not Nostradamus' ramblings
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Thats not strictly true Stereo, some of them did, but the "clean" ones went in in 7s, or something like that.
     
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  7. Hash.

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    **** thread
     
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  8. Bible John the Bible Man

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    No need for swearing. Say 5 Hail Marys and repent
     
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  9. ReallyReal

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    Will number 1 end up being the bloody obvious?

    1. The bible was written by men who liked to tell stories they made up, they did this to control the masses through fear, there is very little factual evidence to back up much of it and as for the lead character in the New Testament, there is zero contemporary evidence that he even existed.
     
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  10. MaHatMaBunnet

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    Oh Yeah?
     
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  11. ReallyReal

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    Yes indeed
     
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  12. MrT

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    so bible john - in the bible the messiah is prophesised as someone of virgin birth born into the house of david.

    So IF we are meant to beleive the bible, jesus was of virgin birth but Mary was not house of David. Either he was of virgin birth or Big Joe had pumped Mary.

    Is this another common mis (immaculate?) conception or a load of bollocks?
     
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  13. Bible John the Bible Man

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    No my poor confused child... I see by your statement you are a wrong 'un. Renounce the protesters beliefs and convert to Catholicism.It's the only way into Heaven my little lost sheep.
     
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  14. Salvador Dali

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    Christianity is a lie.
     
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