Snoozeyrapey

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-21573446

"I have a history of sleepwalking, checking my phone, gyrating against door frames (?) and having sex with partners in my sleep"

How many of you poivoits are going to be looking up Sexomnia now?

 

Not me.

 

I like getting woken up from a sleep by a burd sookin on ma knob.

 

so do i except its neer happened to me

 

That's smashing.

 

How the **** no?

 

It is smashing. Super way to start yer day.

 

cos im always awake first it sucks excuse the pun lol

 

This might not be such a good idea if you still live at home with your mum.

 

FFS!

 

He's on the sex offenders register for life now.

Hope it was worth it.

"You did what to a 15 year old lassie?"

 

Get her ****in telt. Man the **** up, fur **** sake.

 

fuxake

 

He ****ed her. Can you no read?

 

he supports the rangers so it doesn't surprise me what he did.

Pfft.

 

Well if he'd drowned her I widny be surprised, but fiddling her is what your mob do.

 

McShagger

 

Agent Medro is on the case he will find a link no matter how tenuous

 

It's his raison d'etre.

 

That's a load of fiddledicks.