Smiles better

Its a lot better than Surfer's bastard Paridise, what a let down that was and don't get me started on Bondi ****ing Beach either

 

surfer's is good. the fanny there trumps the fanny in byron

 

Surfer's was ****, full of Japs when I was there, admittedly that was 15 years ago. The East coast in general is excellent, but Surfer's and Brisbane were pish and we got chucked off of Fraser Island for taking bottles and not cans, absolute nonsense.

 

fraser island is ****in brilliant. thats an absolute ****. couldnt they just take the bottles off u ffs

 

They tried to take the bottles off us, I think that was part of the problem!

 

Iremember standing on the beach at fraser island waiting for the ferry , watching some people swim ( around dusk-never a good idea ) and watching fins cut the water near to them ; couldnt decide if it was best to run along the shoreline shouting "shark" in a roy schnieder/jaws fashion or just keep watching so I could amaze my friends with an "I witnessed a shark attack story "

in retrospect they mustve been dolphins.

 

they woulda been dolphins. we saw some on the ferry. the wee boy says ye can sometimes see a tiger shark up at that indian head. we saw a turtle.

 

the place is hoaching with " do not swim - shark" signs.....kinda got my hopes up

 

I went swimming in the lagoon in cancun and the wee hotel boy was out screamin at me to get out. aparently its croc infested. saltwater ones to boot.

 

Maybe he was just making noise to alert the crocs

 

the famous croc call "get the **** out of there!"