No. I think your story is too difficult to beat. No, I'm not going to apologise for being a wum. Should have changed that to when I stayed there You live and learn. <MLincan'tformatapostcorrectlydisgrace>
Thank you for pointing out my omission. ps I thought it was brave of you not to deny the content. <cheating-eveninincest>
Sleep walking, sleep talking, sleep shagging, sleep muffdiving, I've got a full repertoire of sleep induced incidents. Sleep pissing too, both in a drawer and in bed (dreamt I was standing at a cubilce pissing) The Time I pissed in my drawer was a belter. I was on the bevvy and woke up at 3 desperate for a piss, couldn't be arsed getting up and went back to sleep. Alarm goes off and IO went for a pee and a dribble came out. Went to get ready and all my underwear was soaking. <ohohspaghettioh> Put all contents of the drawer in the washing, job done. 'Twas a few weeks later, I was going to the Rangers game after work and put my Rangers strip on underneath my work gear. We used got picked up in a minibus in Gearge Square as the job was in Queensferry and I used to have to sit beside this fat **** fae Airdrie, fat smelly bastard that he was, he used to smoke and eat at the same time, I SWEAR TO GOD, he'd take a bit of a his roll and sausage and then take a draw of his ***!! Anyway, this particular morning, he was even more stinking than normal, I'm sitting there next to the **** nearly barfing!! No matter where I turned away from the fat ****, I could still smell him! Then it wafted up from my body. IT WAS ME AND A PISS SOAKED RANGERS STRIP!! Soon as we got to the job, Strip off and washed in the Construction Site toilets. Ah, those were the days
I would imagine most blokes have done the drunken sleep pish. I pished on the bedroom wall while she was punching me in the back. I couldn't understand why she was hitting me cos I thought I was in the toilet.
I've never pissed the bed or pissed in a cupboard/drawers as an adult I have pissed in a sainsburys bag in my bedroom because my mum was in the bathroom after I got home from a night out. Waited til she was in bed before going to empty the contents, but then realised it had holes in the bottom of the bag Trail of piss leading from my bedroom to the bathroom. They never suspected a thing
I pissed the bed on my wedding night. I still deny it to this day though, blaming the big damp patch on night-sweats
I think the problem with all of your "girlfriends" waking up is that you obviously got the dosage wrong. Try a few more milligrams of Rohypnol and they'll sleep all night and you can slip out before they wake up screaming.
When I was about 12, I had a "waking dream" where my bed was a sweet shop, I was surrounded by bottles of ginger and MB bars, Anglo bubble gum and similar, the dream lasted about 10 minutes and as I gradually woke from my dream I was trying to grab things off the shelves and money from the till too. I was gutted when I realised it was all a dream because at the time it seemed 100% real. Wierd.
My dads punched my mum because he was dreaming about being in goals trying to save a penalty. She actually believed him
i ****ed on my burds back when she was sleeping because she wouldnt let me pump her. got her right on the bit she couldn't quite reach
