I swear that this is true and if I can find it I'll post it. The Coca Cola machine in the hotel I stayed in in Valencia was made by ASS VENDING.
I've heard about those kinds of hotels, not really my cup of tea to be honest. Sam might like them though.
I was in Southampton yesterday and stumbled across this rather amusing sign too please log in to view this image
There's a chinese carry-oot shop in the town next to me (where Pud hails from) called the "Shat Inn".
"Harro, Shatin!" "Is it!!! Don't want my order now!" http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/340/1391008/restaurant/Glasgow/Uddingston/Shatin-Lanarkshire