What's the difference between Ebola and Tulisa? Ebola will finish you off Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/celebriti...ulisa-ebola-will-finish-1583547#ixzz39eDkLnJW made me laff tho cheers Sicki
Frank Lampard arrived at City today and says he's settled in well, adding: "I recognise many of the fans from when they supported Chelsea".
After watching Game of Thrones on the tv last night i said to the wife "You know what, you remind me of Daenerys Targaryen" "Really"? She replied "The beautiful blonde"? "Yep" i said "Thats the one. Shes got a dragon that looks just ****ing like you" Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/tv/drama/...es-on-the-tv-last-night-1583822#ixzz39k6e06BK
I was telling my neighbour "We thought there was an outbreak of measles at the school, but it actually turned out to be German measles" "How do you know?" he asked. "It's killed all the Jewish kids" I replied