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Sick Jokes

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  1. Chancer

    Chancer Member

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    Received text from a mate last night (yes i do have some) thought it was so funny i thought i'd share

    My girlfriend asked me if i wanted to go Dutch on last nights meal.

    So i strangled her and stole her pizza !!


    <doh>
     
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    Chancer, Oct 31, 2011
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    A pile of vomit walks into a bar, sobbing uncontrollably. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
    The vomit says, "Sorry to be all sentimental, but this is the place where I was brought up."
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 31, 2011
  3. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    SICK!!!

    Ban this **** <grr>
     
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    EDGE, Oct 31, 2011
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    <grr>

    You're not much if you're not Dutch.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 31, 2011
  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hi we are the Mccanns

    and leaving windows open was our idea
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Oct 31, 2011

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